Texas Squirrel Trafficker
A downloadable solo tabletop RPG
It was all going so well. As usual, a large group of you were moving across the border from Mexico to Texas, carrying much-needed prescription drugs for the uninsured poor. But then the border patrol ambushed your crew, and you were the only one who escaped. You made it to a border town, and all you can do is keep moving, get to your meet point. It's too late to go back now.
Oh, and you're a squirrel, and you're carrying the pills in a hollowed-out acorn.
This is a one-player tabletop RPG that's an unholy fusion of Golf Solitaire and Alone in the Ancient City.
You'll need a standard 52 card deck, a six-sided die, a writing utensil, and a lot of paper, maybe a little journal. You'll need a flat place where you can place at least 40 or so cards on the table. Poker chips might be helpful.
The game was created for the Felonius Fauna 2k19 game jam. #FF2k19
| Status | Released |
| Category | Physical game |
| Rating | Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars (5 total ratings) |
| Author | Kirt Dankmyer |
| Genre | Role Playing |
| Tags | Golf, Singleplayer, solitaire, solo, squirrel, Tabletop, texas |
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I played it a while ago and I still look at my journal entry. It was very funny and I enjoyed it a lot, and I ended up mixing a lot of the locations with each other. I think that it's meant for you to always win, which is very fun if so! Thank you!
I'm glad you enjoyed it! And yes, it's not supposed to be hard to win, though it is *possible* to lose.
how many players is this game for?
One. It is a solo game.