A downloadable tabletop RPG

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It was all going so well. As usual, a large group of you were moving across the border from Mexico to Texas, carrying much-needed prescription drugs for the uninsured poor. But then the border patrol ambushed your crew, and you were the only one who escaped. You made it to a border town, and all you can do is keep moving, get to your meet point. It's too late to go back now.

Oh, and you're a squirrel, and you're carrying the pills in a hollowed-out acorn.

This is a one-player tabletop RPG that's an unholy fusion of Golf Solitaire and Alone in the Ancient City.

You'll need a standard 52 card deck, a six-sided die, a writing utensil, and a lot of paper, maybe a little journal. You'll need a flat place where you can place at least 40 or so cards on the table. Poker chips might be helpful.

The game was created for the Felonius Fauna 2k19 game jam. #FF2k19

CategoryPhysical game
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(2 total ratings)
GenreRole Playing
TagsGolf, Singleplayer, solitaire, solo, squirrel, Tabletop, texas


Buy Now$1.00 USD or more

In order to download this tabletop RPG you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $1 USD. You will get access to the following files:

the-squirrel-drugs.gif 295 kB
TexasSquirrelTrafficker-lessart.pdf 414 kB
TexasSquirrelTrafficker-moarart.pdf 475 kB

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