Hitpatlut

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Hitpatlut

SKILL: 6

STAMINA: 5

INITIATIVE: 4

ARMOUR: 0

DAMAGE: Paper Edge (AS UNARMED)

A Hitpatlut appears as a floating, man-sized Möbius strip of flat newsprint covered with text and sepia photographs of eyes that nonetheless move and work like more 3D organs; take the time to read between the eyes and one can glean the latest empyrean gossip. They have voices like a mutant carnival barker wielding a megaphone: "BE NOT AFRAID!" The Hitpatlutim are celestial heralds from the Sphere of Munimentus; if one can forgive their self-important manner, they make barely tolerable friends but potentially excellent scouts and messengers. 

SPECIAL

Hitpatlutim are capable of fitting through the tiniest, paper-thin cracks between walls and under doors, and their ability to float above the ground is a form of limited flight. While they do not do a lot of damage when attacking, the resulting divine paper cuts are extremely painful; TEST YOUR LUCK (or SKILL, for enemies) or else lose your next action. 

MIEN

1: Officious 

2: Loud

3: Noisily Officious

4: Annoyed

5: Querulous

6: Demanding

Written by Kirt A. Dankmyer

Hitpatlut is an independent production by Kirt A. Dankmyer / Ivanhoe Unbound and is not affiliated with the Melsonian Arts Council.

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